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You have a serious attitude problem Lillmax!

I know this isn't something which NG will look well upon, but I happen to have two accounts (an old one from years ago) and I'm using this to re-review this submition after seeing your response to my first review.

Because I told you that your drawings were bad and your flash was far too short, you ranted like you've done with other people and swore at me, now all I did was say the truth about what is clearly a very crude and nonsensical flash, but quite honeslty this is not to be taken seriously, nobody has made claims that you are a bad person, just that this particular Flash was not very good. Reviews are never always going to be good, you have to accept this and rise above it, if you can't take it, dont submit poor quality entries.

And if after this, you still want to tell people to fuck their families, that makes you one serious loser

-HappyHarry87

LocalNeroflash responds:

its not LillMax who write shitty responds, Its me LOCALNEROFLASH!
w8 a minute just plz...
(i shall sheck that review).
ahh man... okay im an ass hole... but i have pretty hard to take reviews who goes like "fuck you!, a man you sux at flash dude! screw your mom "and shit!
i mean they arnt funny to take care of in a nice way and i write some thing badass thingy back and when i have seen two ore maby three of them i just dont care about the others and write some shit about them and just respond next cuz i see its a zero ore 2 or 3 and i guess that they write fuck you or some thing....im getting mad cuz no one leave a good review when they think the movie is shit.... and yoeh they have made me like this....
okay sorry every one for my bad attitude... sorry every one exept Marman124 hes a dick... he have blamed all my movie with out to see them and reviews are all the same...
you sux at flash... hes a really Loser... thx for the rereview and from now im try to respond every one nice exept Marman124 hes a dick...

funny

for such cruddy drawings it was surprisingly funny

x-icicle-x responds:

I'm not quite sure if thats good or bad... :P

nyeh..

I feel bad to blam this as I just put my first flash up to little reward...

however this is just average (I hate stick people) even if you can't draw, a crappy character is more fun to look at than a stick man..

cool swooshy letters though

what the fuck was that about?

Nice effort, but where was the wire-fu, bullet time, manga, kick ass, heavy metal, topless humour that ive come to expect from newgrounds?

I cant stand stuff that tries to make you think...

hmmmm

OWN3D!

despite the fact there were no tits in it..

THAT WAS A CUNT BATTERINGLY FANTASTIC BIT OF FLASH!! ...and see if you can spot the bloke from 'one foot in the grave' in it...(he's there)

that was pretty crappy....

im not gonna go slating it because of all the religious stuff involved (get a life you bible bashing little freaks) but people seem to be forgetting that underneath it all....

this is pretty crappy flash!

and by the way, tell your mate with the dodgy beard that if he drinks any more cokes, he's gonna have a heart attack at thirty ( the fat fuck)

hehe.... "Banana Phone!"

Yeah, it looked terrible but apart from that cracking stuff...

Nice to see a bit of black humour that's actually funny (no Fresh Prince doesn't count) Im curious though as to how you actually discovered that fucking awful song?

WOW!

Well, I'm fucking hooked as you can tell by my rating. The funny thing is he had the cheek to let you see it again afterwards...

Fat Jedi, what a hoot!

Classic, a fat bastard Jedi. Tell me why would two jedi knights be scrapping in a lounge? Not bad. The lightsabres could be better though.
It was fucking funny though because of the fat kid. Lard Wars more like. I thought it was extra funny when he got force pushed and went back about 10 inches. he's that fucking fat!

What the fuck?

It takes me back to the days where you'd be watching TV late at night and some fucking scandinavian cartoon would come on, and you'd be all GREAT! A cartoon! And instead it would turn out to be 20 minutes of black and white claymation of an old man crying....
Give me the fantastic four or give me death!
-Excelsior

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